As someone, who considers Apple products as overpriced, trendy, and overall gay accessories, I had to guffaw when reading the - completley true - article about the Stockholm Syndrome. Actually now that I understand the unfortunate psychologial phenomenon behind iphone owners' euphoric, childish behaviour when they demonstrate it publicly to their fellows, the embarrassment I felt for them now turned into pity.
But now I have to pay the wages of sin for my laughter, since I got an ipod nano for Christmas

Actually it's not that bad - when you shake it, it starts playing a random track and when you strike it with a hammer, it mutes. Unfortunately I haven't found out how to unmute it. Any hints?